october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

allisonargentskiss:

the problem with singing showtunes quietly is singing showtunes quietly

(Source: parkerplumber, via sharksnotshots)

924inlegend:

Leopold Fitz and Skye: 

Members of the “Oh hey, your bae and love of your life is/might be affiliated with HYDRA" club

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
its transparent

Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

its transparent

Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it

(via hotboyproblems)

jemmmasimmmons:

jemma simmons, brightest witch of her age scitech agent shield ever saw, took advantage of the fact that hydra (actually, coulson) completely erased her identity and all of her accomplishments from the face of the earth, and used her clean slate to infiltrate hydra, a known terrorist agency that she has first hand experience with and a legitimate reason to fear, by herself because she is a goddamn hero

(via marysuepoots)

*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
looking at my music taste: cool man

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

(via 2460ugh)